couch potatoes

Before kids:
I want a pretty couch in a fun fabric. Open to leather or cloth. Open to any color under the sun.

After kids:
I need a couch that is durable enough to withstand jumping and cart wheels, a color that doesn't show snot and spit up, is a material that will clean with a baby wipe, has a warranty, is cheap enough to throw away if need be after a few years, can be delivered on a weekend, can be ordered over the phone, and is at the store I am at right now

The Rosners have a new place to sit and watch Elmo, Raffi, Nemo, and of course Barney.....and we love it!!